my likely cause of #death : plantar fasciitis and band camp at same time

ijustwannabeyourhero:

cishetguys:

thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis:

cishetguys:

quick, reblog this post with the most relatable thing you can think of

Boy, do I love how breathing air keeps me alive.

can anyone else relate to this

…Wait what???

do you not relate to this. is this not the most relatable post

cishetguys:

there is no wifi in my house :S

crisis has been resolved. i am free

sassyabrahamlincoln:

"what classes are you taking this semester"

image

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there is no wifi in my house :S

Omg your like 4.5 inches taller than me :0

messages like these give me life

cishetguys:

thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis:

cishetguys:

quick, reblog this post with the most relatable thing you can think of

Boy, do I love how breathing air keeps me alive.

can anyone else relate to this

cooldudebro:

shuckl:

why do anime boob mousepads exist who wants to fuck a mousepad titty

i want the pretty ladys tites to caress my wrist whilst i am trolling hard

(via opalhat)

aaliyah1979-2001:

Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself

(via womanprivilege)

floozys:

a thrilling story of hope, heartache and success 

(via picklejarjoe)

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
Anonymous

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

grugz:

*reblogs my selfie the 5th time* #did yall see this?

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im 5’8 but everyone else is like 5’3 so im v tall by comparison

also you short people have no chances, you cant even reach us

im 5’8 but everyone else is like 5’3 so im v tall by comparison

also you short people have no chances, you cant even reach us

im 5’8 but everyone else is like 5’3 so im v tall by comparison

also you short people have no chances, you cant even reach us

im 5’8 but everyone else is like 5’3 so im v tall by comparison

also you short people have no chances, you cant even reach us

i luv being tall